Knowledge Is Power

What the hell have I gotten myself into? ( Now how often do I say that? ) lol 

For starters being single is A LOT more work than I had originally thought (But it does have it's perks).  Secondly, some people assume that just because you are single that it means you are lonely and want to hear their life story in exchange because they think you might be interested in dating them.....how about NOT?!!! Thirdly, if you want my attention DO NOT honk at me because it scares the ever living crap out of me thus making me frantically spill my coffee all over myself like a damn fool. Lastly, I have decided that dating websites are strictly for entertainment purposes ONLY! The more people that ask me what I like to do for fun the more I end up liking my dog.